L4zyL30's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Awesome Grounds]

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Your mic sucks, your animation sucks, and your opinion.... Is.. Your opinion. Which is the point of what I'm going to try to get by.

People like things, and people don't. So what if it's overrated? How does that affect you?

Plus, he executes the fast talking and cursing and random video game observations really well. At least he doesn't suck at animating.

I don't really feel like giving constructive criticism here because it's obvious as to why this is sucky.

[MGS: why?]

=(zorz.

OTACON! WHYY!!!!

I just didn't like the message. Not because it was against Otacon, but because it's not really funny. But I really like the animation style, and I like how you put up the... Well, part of the Konami code in there.

And the music wasn't really actiony, and the gun fires didn't make me feel that sense of satisfaction when it comes to guns.

But it was good, keep it up.

[Brawl Taunts]

Pretty Good

What I REALLY liked was that Peach's voice was like.. Perfect! That's exactly what she sounds like, and I was amazed that the voice actor could impersonate her.

I didn't really like some of the slower jokes where the characters had to pause and talk for a bit for anybody to understand. Also, at the end where Snake crawls up into a ball before he was threatened.

Also, I think there were a few annoying jokes that involved what players would do in-game. ie: the Kirby taunt joke. It isn't really funny, but it doesn't ruin the Flash.

Anyway, pretty good. Very random. WeeeeeEEEeeEEeeEEEee.

[Pumpkin Pie]

I liked your Slideshow

Uh.. Yeah, I don't really care to review the song because it wasn't made by you and you don't deserve a higher rating BECAUSE the song is good.. Which it isn't. It's only OK. Despite the fact that I listen to it a lot.

Anyhow.. Well.. The animation was basically a slideshow. Most of the animation was simple motion tweening, and the rest of the "animation" was pictures representing what was going on in the song. Then there were bad text based jokes within the animation..

But I mean... At least I knew what was going on. -_-

[Xombie: Chapter 8]

Untitled

Pretty good.. Just, the voice acting was a bit off.. Sorry, the lipsyncing. I don't know what's up with that, but whatever. I understood it overall. Oh, and add subtitles in the other one or something. I can barely understand the robots.

And to everyone saying this was crap for a 10 month period, it takes time to animate. And some people have lives out there. They don't sit in front of the computer and do this all of the time. And there's also procrastination.

[Bad Flash Kills]

Mehh..

The beginning bored the crap outta me.. But afterwards was good. Especially the "It speaks illegable words in the air!".. Or something like that. THe point is, that part was funny. I thought there was going to be more examples.. But no. Kinda getting tired of people using that same example as the Newbie animation. But then again.. I guess there aren't many other ways. Ok, well good job. Keep it up. Oh, and Anthony (or Antony) or whoever the first to speak was.. The voice acting was a little stale at the beginning..

RSQViper responds:

Well, aren't you a ray of sunshine?

I wasn't aware a lot of people used examples of bad Flash. I don't see it much at all, really. I didn't want to make the movie too long, either, so there aren't a lot of examples other than the poor animation, non animated character, moving words with the character by mistake, poor writing, writing bigger than the speach bubble, USING speach bubbles, leet speak, no backgrounds, bad drawing, floating a character.

Wait, that's a lot of examples.

[FPS In Real Life]

Mmm...

Not bad. The knife parts were pretty good. Didn't see the knife fly, but then if it did, it wouldn't look as real. The Voice acting was... Eh.. Duke Nukem right? I'm not sure, but either way. Sounded really really plain.

The only thing I had a problem was, was that you guys weren't wearing shoes.. Or atleast whoever had the camera and that dude that was.. Nvm. Wear shoes. Damn.

[All NG Fads Die!!! 4!!!]

Wow..

Man, points for originality. That was pretty interesting. You actually did something that was original, collabbed it, and it was finally something that wasn't a "Kill teh stickzorz" thing.. Maybe that's just old school, but I remember people doing that crap.. Anyway, back to the point. The animation was well done, but the things would've been better if you used the style they did it in. Well, namely the Brackenwood one. The others had the styles, and yeah. The music was weird on mine, but i'm thinking that was just something with my speakers. It was bothersome though. What I liked was that someone actually did something that wasn't anti-pokemon. I like Pokemon man! They rule! Yeah.. Hmm.. Uh.. Well, I don't remember laughing at all.. Or even chuckling to myself, so it wasn't really humorous.. Oh yes.. The Disclaimer pissed me off, but that was before I read what you said to do.. Yeah.. I should've done that. Good job btw.

MACception responds:

Lol...it's all good man, as long as it ended up working for you. And, good point with the "We should kill them with their own styles". That's a good idea dude, and we do hint on it, but i can see where you're coming from, as we don't do it for the whole thing. Hope you like 4.2 as it comes out today ;)

-LP

[GG - The Gost of You]

Uhhh..

Well, the unorginality of the characters was something that kinda ticked me off.. But then again, there's Lock Legion. But then their eyes actually look appealing. Glocks on the face isn't really.. Well, it just looks like somebody glued a gun on their face. It doesn't look like it would be able to replace the eyes. The spelling was also something that ticked me off. "Gost" has an h. It's "Ghost". But if you did it on purpose.. I don't see what the reason was.

Ok! Anyway, now to the good stuff. Well, the animation was nice. It wasn't the best, but it wasn't total crap. Similar to the Clock and Lock animations but more sketchy. Or something, I can't really explain it, but it's different. That's what i'm trying to say. The song is good, but the quality isn't very good. Of course, flash does that. For some reason. It does it for me too. Just mine isn't so bad.

Ok, now.. Something bad.. Uh.. The penis.. What is your deal with Penis'? The Penis glock. The kid dieing because of the Penis thing. The Bukkake glock hentai thing. I found that disturbing.. But you know, everyone has their own sense of humor.

Well anyway, I don't think the Glock Group will really grab fans and enemies like the Clock Crew.. But you know, it's all upon opinion.

I might've forgotten something, but... Whatever. I guess I stated the main things already.

[Element trailer]

Amazing!

Dude, that was amazing! Especially if you've just learned how to use flash. You can go far with Flash man.. Or.. GIrl.. I don't know, but you can really make a series that could end up like Broken Saints.. Anyway, keep up the good work.