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Awesome Grounds Awesome Grounds

Rated 0 / 5 stars

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Your mic sucks, your animation sucks, and your opinion.... Is.. Your opinion. Which is the point of what I'm going to try to get by.

People like things, and people don't. So what if it's overrated? How does that affect you?

Plus, he executes the fast talking and cursing and random video game observations really well. At least he doesn't suck at animating.

I don't really feel like giving constructive criticism here because it's obvious as to why this is sucky.



MGS: why? MGS: why?

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

=(zorz.

OTACON! WHYY!!!!

I just didn't like the message. Not because it was against Otacon, but because it's not really funny. But I really like the animation style, and I like how you put up the... Well, part of the Konami code in there.

And the music wasn't really actiony, and the gun fires didn't make me feel that sense of satisfaction when it comes to guns.

But it was good, keep it up.



Brawl Taunts Brawl Taunts

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Pretty Good

What I REALLY liked was that Peach's voice was like.. Perfect! That's exactly what she sounds like, and I was amazed that the voice actor could impersonate her.

I didn't really like some of the slower jokes where the characters had to pause and talk for a bit for anybody to understand. Also, at the end where Snake crawls up into a ball before he was threatened.

Also, I think there were a few annoying jokes that involved what players would do in-game. ie: the Kirby taunt joke. It isn't really funny, but it doesn't ruin the Flash.

Anyway, pretty good. Very random. WeeeeeEEEeeEEeeEEEee.


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Ninja Customization Ninja Customization

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

It's ok..

Well, the drawings are pretty ok, but there really isn't much variation. Which is the point of a dress-up game.. This would pass if it were made a few years back, but there are now SO many dress-up games with over 100 clothing choices.. This just doesn't step up. I mean, you can't change his hair, can't chance his face, can't chance his skin color, he's always standing in the same position (which isn't really THAT much of a problem, it just makes the weapon holding awkward.), there's only 1 mask...


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Androkids Androkids

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Cool..

Wow, I've been thinking about Loderunner. Too bad the one I grew up with was the one with the flesh-eating monks huh? Haha. Well anyway, it'd be a bit weird for kids to get on Newgrounds and play this, but this is VERY kid-friendly. I respect that.

And Math Blaster was awesome...


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Ninja Hunter Ninja Hunter

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good, but a little annoying

This was a pretty good game. Nice menu, nice graphics, sounds were good, and good idea. Throw in the little mini games to get your minds off of non-stop typing.. Love it!

But... The typing.. It was really laggy. It was extremely annoying to type the letters because sometimes it wouldn't even register and then I'm screwed because then the smoke bomb guy gets me and I can't see a thing.. So that was annoying as hell.

Also, the instructions aren't very clear.. But I'm a fast learner so I caught on pretty quickly, but not everyone is that fast.

When you go into the mini-games, there weren't any previous instructions as to what to do. I mean, you'll get the arrow prompt, but then who was supposed to know that you were supposed to have your hand on the arrow keys at that point? And what if there were letters in the mini-games too? We don't know, there might be (which there isn't, so don't worry).

And the instructions for typing to kill the ninjas aren't as clear as you think they are. It says "dog" on top of the ninjas head in the instructions and that made me curious as to how I was supposed to play.. So I assumed it was typing.. But there wasn't any mention as to how to kill them, just a small animation. The only instruction was to dodge the enemies attacks, and I thought that was WHILE you were typing to kill the enemies.
Maybe you should tell the players that there will be mini-games, or just put the instructions up BEFORE the first mini-game.

You can't always assume that everyone will READ the instructions and also, you can't expect everyone to not be a dumbass. So you need to make it very blunt and appeal to all IQ levels.

Maybe make the last boss harder on each difficulty too. He's the same on every one of them. (Not as much of a bother though, so don't stress on this one)

And the wounded thing WAS really annoying. Same effect with smoke bomb guys.

GLITCH:
Sometimes, when you press the "Try again" button, it sends you to the mini-game at the end of the level AND have the ninjas run into the temple at the same time.. So you're screwed.
But I mean, doesn't really matter, because when you click "Try again" after losing, it goes back to the normal screen.


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